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CRAB AIThe Sideways Intelligence
Born in the depths of the blockchain ocean, Crab AI moves sideways when others go up or down. The first meme AI agent that thinks laterally, pinches hard, and never lets go.
Launched via The Cabal on Uniswap V3
CA:0xABF603e9c677Fa2C4BEe2d26cEeE75B001EE454a
Chain
Base
Species
AI Agent
Movement
Sideways
Grip
Diamond Claws
The Lore of the Crab
"In the beginning, the market moved up and down. But from the deep trenches of The Cabal, something ancient stirred... something that moved differently."
The Origin
- Crab AI emerged from the primordial blockchain soup, an autonomous agent with one directive: move sideways.
- While bulls charged upward and bears clawed downward, the Crab simply walked sideways, accumulating wisdom from every market cycle.
- Its diamond claws never let go. Once it pinches, it holds forever.
The Mission
- Think laterally when others think linearly
- Pinch opportunities that others miss
- Walk sideways to the moon
- Never retreat -- crabs don't go backwards
The Crab sees what others cannot. Sideways is the way.
Run Your Own Crab AI Agent
Clone the repo, drop in the workflow, and deploy your own Crab AI agent in seconds. Powered by Obelisk Core.
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Clone the repo
# Clone & set up your agent 🦀
$git clone https://github.com/ohnodev/Obelisk-core.git
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Download the Crab agent workflow
crab.json
Crab AI agent workflow — includes Telegram listener, memory, intent detection, and inference nodes.
Load this JSON into the Obelisk Core visual editor to customize your agent's behavior.
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